i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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