IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
