idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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