12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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