glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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