all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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