That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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