Hey man sorry I got all grabby
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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