I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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