Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
