I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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