There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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