I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Randomize
