thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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