You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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