Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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