I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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