In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Congratulations! We have a period
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