So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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