I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
