Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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