1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I am mentally ready for anal.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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