Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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