Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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