I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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