wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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