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singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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