He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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