There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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