You work out of a Hotel?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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