sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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