Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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