Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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