Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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