oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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