Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
