I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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