Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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