he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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