the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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