You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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