i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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