What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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