8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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