so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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