So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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