It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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