why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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