Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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