I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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