Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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