if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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