i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
there is glitter all over my balls
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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