Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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